RE/A influenza

Have you ever felt as though every muscle in your body was going to turn inside out? Is inflammation making it difficult to breath? Do you have ridiculous fever chills running through your body? Do you find it difficult to muster enough energy to eruct whatever is causing your stomach to churn, twist, and twirl? If you said yes to any of the following, you may be suffering from RE/A influenza (Real Estate/Automobile Influenza). This common grippe is causing extreme dissatisfaction and annoyance in the lives of millions of car stupid people today.

Forgive my annoying marketing twist used to describe the sick feeling I get every time I deal with anything that involves real estate and getting my car fixed. Both end up being very expensive ordeals and I can never tell if I'm getting screwed or not. This always leaves me feeling sick, while I wallow in ignorance.

This is all in reference to me taking my car in Saturday for a routine check up on my brakes and having to replace or rebuild every single component involved with the brakes (including my front axle). Also, as many of you know, I'm trying to sell my house in Utah (although I know Mr. Perkins isn't screwing me, I still feel sick thinking about it).