Organic Ryan
"Would the real Ryan Barlow please step forward" says the spider
339,999 pseudo Ryan Barlow's hush, as the true egotistical Ryan Barlow steps forward and finally separates himself from the crowd.
"Damn you" cries the Youtube Ryan Barlow
"oh man" mopes the imposter myspace Ryan Barlow
"He's where he belongs" concedes the LinkedIn Ryan Barlow
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Ladies and Gentleman, on 3/12, I started a quest to become the number 1 Ryan Barlow on the google organic search. A month and a half later, I'm pleased to announce, I've successfully moved from number 8 to....number 1. Finally beating out my opponent MySpace Ryan Barlow. His tyrannical dominance of the number 1 spot is officially over.
Thank you all for linking to me, googling me, etc.
339,999 pseudo Ryan Barlow's hush, as the true egotistical Ryan Barlow steps forward and finally separates himself from the crowd.
"Damn you" cries the Youtube Ryan Barlow
"oh man" mopes the imposter myspace Ryan Barlow
"He's where he belongs" concedes the LinkedIn Ryan Barlow
----------------
Ladies and Gentleman, on 3/12, I started a quest to become the number 1 Ryan Barlow on the google organic search. A month and a half later, I'm pleased to announce, I've successfully moved from number 8 to....number 1. Finally beating out my opponent MySpace Ryan Barlow. His tyrannical dominance of the number 1 spot is officially over.
Thank you all for linking to me, googling me, etc.
posted by ryan at
12:25 PM
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